...as in the greeting, not the contents of this page. I can promise you that it only devolves the further down you scroll.

I'm Pony, sometimes known as Overlord Pony due to a joke a friend made when I was like ten years old on Neopets(dot)com. I am no longer ten years old, which may come as a surprise; I am now an "adult," which is probably enough to make adults faint like they do when a sixteen year-old learns to drive and they have to make those stupid jokes like, Whoa! Better stay off the sidewalk!

By-the-by, I'm in my mid-twenties and an androgyne (non-binary gender identity) and I go by ae/aer or they/he pronouns plz
I'm shockingly! a document processor technically a proofreader but i do everything for an international law firm, and work as a freelance artist and developmental editor on the side.

I made this layout. Web design is my PASSION, that's totally why I only have half of a paleobiology degree instead of a full one, because my English and Creative Writing with Specialization in Fiction Writing degree ^{(yeah i'm breakin' out the full title baby)} wants me to have a website.